I must say that dress is marvelous...

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FHJIKDSHJSHJPIO!!!!!!!!!!111111111111

And I saw a penis.

HAH

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THEY MAKE US DRESS THE SAME!

WALK THE SAME, WE MUST DO EVERYTHING ORDERLY SUCH AS EAT IN THE SAME FASHION. THEY MIGHT AS WELL INSTALL TROUGHS IN THE CHOW HALLS FOR US TO EAT LIKE BARNYARD ANIMALS.

THE GUARDS WILL COME BY WITH BUCKETS OF GIZZARDS AND CHICKEN LIVERS TO FEED OUR HUNGER AND WE DRINK FROM PUDDLES OUTSIDE THE BUILDING AND SQUAT DOWN TO POOP IN HOLES IN THE FLOOR AND PEEPEE IN THE GUARDS MOUTH.

WE ALSO READ BOOKS THAT ARE 80 YEARS OLD WITH NO COVERS ON THEM AND SUCK EACH OTHER OFF AND DRINK EACH OTHERS SEMEN TO GET THE REQUIRED PROTEIN WE NEED EVERYDAY. IN ORDER TO GET VISITS WE MUST BLOW THE WARDEN WHO HAS TWENTY COCKS WITH RAZOR BLADES ON THEM. AND WE MUST SAY "PLEASE" AND "THANK YOU" AFTER EVERY SENTENCE.

IN ORDER TO MAKE A PHONE CALL WE MUST USE THE PHONES FROM THE 1880's WITH THE CRANK TO CALL HOME AND TALK TO THE OPERATOR WHOS AN 80 YEAR OLD WOMAN WITH HEARING PROBLEMS.

AND COMMISSARY IS VERY EXPENSIVE AND THE ONLY THING ON THE LIST IS BABY OIL AND BREAD SLICES AND THAT COSTS YOU ONE LYNCHING....

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME!

And a happy poo year!

I am shocked and appalled sir!

I got so high, I was scared of cameras.

Motivate me /b/!